Floating City
UH-Manoa, Wednesday, Noon
Editor’s note—We’re breaking form this week, because this first-person contribution from a reader was too good to pass up.
So I’m walking back to my office after class, and in Campus Center, there is a guy yelling (hereafter referred to as Yelling Guy and a guy filming him (Filming Guy), and two guys holding big flags. The flags read: (1) “Trust Jesus”, (2) “Jesus Saves”, and (3) “Repent for the Kingdom of God is at Hand.”
I’m intrigued. This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen on campus.
A small crowd has gathered around Yelling Guy. Some are singing “Yes, Jesus Loves Me.” I think they’re his back-up singers, and I start taking pictures because this is so weird and freaking me out. Then I get a look at the other side of one of the big flags, and it reads:
“WWJD, Who Will Jesus Destroy, disobedient to parents, inventers of evil things, homosexuals, haters of god, unforgiving liars, proud drunks, unmerciful boasters, unrighteous idolators, deceitful adulterers, effeminate revilers, fearful unbelieving, malicious whoremongers, hell is full of both pagan and religious who thought Jesus would not judge sin.” Now I’m freaked out. These guys are scary. BTW, what is a whoremonger? For real. I don’t know what that is.
I don’t want to make them think they have an audience, but I can’t leave. It’s so weird, I have to stay and get more pictures and see what happens.
One kid makes a “Hail Satan” sign and holds it up for Filming Guy’s camera. Another guy approaches with a sign that says something about “Stop Christian Hate,” to which Yelling Guy yells, “Are you a homosexual?”
Now there is a sizeable crowd, I’m estimating 100 people, and it’s pretty clear that the crowd is not supporting Yelling Guy. A handful of security guards are monitoring the situation.
Yelling Guy yells something like: “Are there any good Christians here? Isn’t there anyone who will stand with me?”
Two girls emerge from the crowd. I’m thinking, “Well shit, there are people who agree with this guy.” They hold hands like good little Christian girls ready to stand behind their preacher. Then the girls grab each other and make out, right in front of him, and the crowd goes wild. I didn’t get a picture because I was so shocked and too busy cheering like everybody else. Seriously. Crowd goes WILD. I’ve never felt such solidarity in a crowd before. Eventually, security steps in, and the crowd goes wild, chanting “GO HOME! GO HOME! GO HOME!” as Yelling Guy resists security’s attempts to lead him away. Then he walks out with security and the crowd disperses.
I’m telling this story because I felt like the good guys won, and it was comforting. I’m disappointed in the good guys for getting angry and stooping to the level of confrontation, but I still feel like we’re the good guys nonetheless.







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