Miss understood
Dec 27, 2006 |
Have you always dreamed of the glitz and glamour of pageantry, and the fashion and fame that comes with wearing the winner’s tiara?
Hula’s Bar and Lei Standis giving you that chance at its first Miss RIOT PageantRIOT.
Girls and boys, don’t get your panties in a bunch, but there are some rules that need to be followed. There are two categories: 1. ‘Trannystar Gallactica,’ inspired by sci-fi gender bending heroes and villains. 2. ‘Living Dolls,’ inspired by Jon Benet Ramsey meets Jem and the Holograms on the catwalks of Paris and rock star whores versus teen angst drama queens at Harajuku High.
Anyone is free to enter, gender or sexual preference is not an issue, but keep in mind that this is not a female impersonation pageant. Star quality and a burning ambition will win the judges’ hearts. Be prepared for a runway walk-off and a searing question and answer segment. (Example: ‘Stalkers will become a part of your life if crowned Miss Riot. although stalkers can be hot, if one crosses the line, please demonstrate how you can use your accessories as deadly weapons to defend your chastity and beauty.’)
Not into competing for crowns? Then watch the action from the audience and ask yourself when the last time was that you actually wanted to spend your nights with a rock star whore. Never mind. Don’t answer that.
Dress to perfection as the pageant will be filmed and released as a documentary.
Hula’s Bar and Lei Stand, 134 Kapahulu Ave., Thu. 12/28, contest info at [www.RIOTHAWAII.com] or Keoki Travares 381-6891
