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Common Book Club / We tried telling you way back in May that this year’s Common Book Club at Windward Community College wasn’t going to be your usual fare–no ventures into the world of evil bosses with fashion sense or really empathetic gorillas this time around. This time, it’s all about death.

Released in 2003, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach went on to become a New York Times bestseller and winner of the Elle Reader’s prize. Not bad for a book with grisly chapters about bodies being sliced up by newbie plastic surgeons, placed into cars and smashed at every angle or shot with a variety of ballistics. Not to mention the chapter detailing all the failed attempts at killing the body while trying (and failing, obviously) to keep the head alive. In fact, there’s a lot of stuff in here that makes you want to remove that donor dot from your license, if it weren’t so apparent that your body can do a lot of good for the world, long after you stop using it.

Since that original warning, hopefully you’ve had time to catch up on your reading, because the first event is upon us. Sticking with the death motif, Tuesday’s meeting begins with a presentation of Cemeteries of Hawai’i by Nanette Napoleon, who has spent a good 20 years documenting tombstones around the Islands. Future events involve presentations for death caregivers, Feng Shui of Okinawan graveyards and funerals in Thailand and South Jersey. The website features suggestions for topics to think about, and resources for those who wish to find out more about death (our favorite suggestion: the inclusion of Soylent Green and Weekend at Bernie’s in the “movies” section).

It’s a good day to die.

Windward Community College, Akoakoa 105, Tue 9/23, 4:30pm, [windward.hawaii.edu], 235-7400

SURFER, The Bar

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