Honolulu Weekly

MMA Hawaii Just Scrap / Rippled, shiny six packs. Really elaborate tattoos covering well-defined body parts. Men. Big sweaty, buff men. Rolling around on the ground together, kicking and punching one another into bloody submission. You gotta love tough guys in a scuffle.

This Thursday, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) Hawaii hosts Just Scrap, a rumble to designate Hawaii’s Next Top Fighter at Pipeline Cafe. And if the MMA Hawaii online forum is any indicator, this event is personal.

Hey ladies, it’s guaranteed to be way more thrilling than all that UFC you watch with your girls just to meet your stud muffin quota of the week. And since these guys are locals, maybe you can even get some dates out of one of the competitors.

Fellas, you won’t want to miss this either. Just think of the moves you might pick up that you could use on one of your smack-talking friends. Plus, there’s no better way to learn to be a tough guy than by basking in the glow of some local pros, right? Go let some of that warrior manliness rub off on you.