Snow in the forecast?
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Kids, Meet Snow

‘Ohana / !URGENT–The Honolulu Weekly Weather Service at Fort Street Mall has issued a Snow Day for Kapolei Commons warning, effective Dec. 1 at 10 a.m. and lasting until 1 p.m… Approximately 10 tons of snow will increase in coverage and beautiful purity in a 30-foot by 30-foot location of the parking lot of the Kapolei Commons shopping center of Oahu, near a snow machine, creating potentially awesome slush ball fights and hazardous yellow snow areas… Do not eat this snow. It is not banana shave ice… Prepare accordingly as there is a 100 percent chance of highly excited children seeing the scientific miracle of frozen precipitation for the first time. 25 people will be allowed into the snow party at a time, and mittens are highly recommended. In the event of a mitten shortage, socks can be substituted. In fact, just start with the socks, as hand socks are the current rage. A 100 percent chance of holiday hair styling for kids by Bobbi & Guy salons… a Verizon digital snowman contest… Christmas caroling by PACKids of the Performing Arts Center of Kapolei… a 12-foot jester (do not fear this jester; he is handing out coupons for Price Busters; he is your friend)… AND A SANTA SIGHTING… is also expected across the warning zone. Use caution when traveling…

Kapolei Commons shopping center, 4450 Kapolei Pkwy., Sat., 12/1, 10am–1pm, [thekapoleicommons.com]