Like, whatever
Gee, Ms. LaFrance, Rail Editor-in-Chief, Terrance Ware sounds like such a neat guy (“Development orientation,” 2/17)! Such a breath of fresh air in the middle of the stale rail debate! What a neat conversation you had with him! So neat I didn’t even need to know who he is or what, exactly, city taxpayers are paying him for! “Development Orientations”? Whatever!
But it was so cool of Mayor Hannemann’s PR people–who’ve spent $5.6 million of taxpayer money so far on elevated-rail propaganda–to let you talk to him!
He’s so smart and hip and everything, and he says such cool stuff, like Honolulu isn’t a grid-based city (uh, neither is your average bustling European city with LRT), and “Almost nothing happens because we want to debate every alternative…but not all ideas are equal!” Gosh, I guess the city already sorted out the alternatives in the Alternatives Analysis (no, it didn’t), so can we just end this stupid debate and talk about cool stuff like Chinatown?! That Gov. Lingle, those architects, that Kamehameha Schools, that Gov. Ben Cayetano and those other Gloomy Guses–they’re such un-cool people, not like Terrance and me here, breezily shooting the bull…
Oh yeah, transit-oriented development, or whatever. Your BFF Terrance Ware sez, “I was hired to focus on the potential for development adjacent to the transit stations.” Yeah, okay, ’nuff said, and screw the city blocks in between… but hey, let’s move on cuz we’re so chatty and stuff, and like, Terrance does martial arts, it’s decisive, and Honolulu’s gotta make decisions, cuz if you do nothing, it’s all or nothing! And, like, Chinatown is cool, and this guy’s so hip that he read your article on CHINATOWN LOFTS, fergawdsake! How awesome is that?! Talk about trivializing the future of Honolulu!
Curt Sanburn
San Francisco






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