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Civic Affairs

Did you know Hawaii has the lowest voter-turnout in the United States? Let’s work on that one. In the meantime, here are your thoughts about the best and worst in local politics.


Best Local Politician (Performance in office)

Mufi Hannemann

Best local politician (media savvy)

Mufi Hannemann

It’s Mufi’s world, we’re just living in it. Say what you will, this is a guy who once seemed likely to go the way of so many ambitious young Honolulu politicians and fade before he ever really bloomed. Now he’s king of the mountain, with his sights set on higher office. Worth noting, however: Hannemann won the “media savvy” category by a wide margin, but Gary Hooser made it a race when it came to performance in office. With rail far from a foregone conclusion, some around Honolulu Hale are whispering that Mufi’s ambition, long considered a potentially fatal weakness, could yet be his undoing. Should he have stayed on as mayor and finished the job on rail, instead of taking on Neil Abercrombie on for the governor’s job? Time will tell.

You said: “I better skip this whole part.”

Best non-profit organization

No winner

Oh irony: The non-profit category was host to the most electoral funny business of any we asked about this year. The winning organization was one few residents have ever heard of, as were several close runners up. In lieu of declaring a winner, we prefer to direct you to our 2009 Sustainability Guide, where we offer a long list of worthy, underfunded groups that are desperate for your kokua, and your support.

Best Environmental organization

The Sierra Club

It wasn’t unanimous–after the SuperFerry debacle, we suppose that’s to be expected–but the Sierra Club carried the day despite more than a few pleas for “anybody but the Sierra Club.” In the fractious environmental movement, new executive director Robert D. Harris has his work cut out for him.

Best Replacement for Mufi

Kirk Caldwell

You know it’s been a hell of a year in local politics when Ann Kobayashi hands her City Council seat to Duke Bainum and then ends up back in that same office the next year–though not before some dude fresh out of law school comes within shouting distance of straight-up buying District 5. The odd man out was former Manoa Rep. Kirk Caldwell, who somehow landed safely anyway as City Managing Director and now looks like a front-runner for the Mayor’s office. What a deal. No wonder one reader was moved to write:

You said: “Inouye will appoint someone.”

Best replacement for Neil

Ed Case

Longtime District 1 Representative Neil Abercrombie is leaving office to run for Governor, and former District 2 Congressman Ed Case is your choice to succeed him. Funny, that’s exactly what Case thinks. According to our calculations, Case has now offered his services for three of Hawaii’s four seats in Washington (both House seats and Sen. Akaka’s Senate office). That’s not even including his failed bid for governor in 2002. Quite a run for a guy who was still sitting in the Legislature a decade ago. The scary thing is, Case is only in his 50s! You know he’s going after Inouye’s seat no matter what: It is entirely possible that by the time he’s through, Ed Case will have run for all six statewide and national offices. He’s already set the all-time record–no one else has ever topped three–but this would be an achievement (or something) never to be topped. “CASE FOR LT. GOV 2018: MAKE IT A CLEAN SWEEP!” Please let this happen.

Best candidate for Governor not named Mufi or Neil

Ed Case

There it is, then.

You said: “Mango man.”

Best use of taxpayer dollars

Rail

Best way to save taxpayer dollars

No rail

Sigh.

You said: “Don’t eat.”

Editors’ Pick: Best enormously important something that nobody knows anything about

The Akaka Bill

Well do you? The Native Hawaiian Government Reorganization Act is the single most important political question of this decade. Thanks to the deafening roar around rail transit, and to the overall confusion/apathy in the general public about Hawaiian issues, the Akaka bill has ambled along without fully capturing public attention. There is every reason to believe, however, that the bill will pass the Senate this year and be signed into law by President Obama. When that happens, a political process of enormous consequence to all of us, and particularly to Hawaiians, will begin to take shape. We should be paying much closer attention.

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Endless (( Sonic )) Summer!

There’s a swell on the horizon. Listen closely and you’ll hear it…AUDIO INVASION 2012.

Circus Unleashed!

It’s been a while, but a man donning dresses and surgical gowns, spouting rap-rock assaults over a bed of crunchy guitars, has drifted back into the sunbeam of MTV like a forgotten fleck of light. With the spastic delivery of a fallen patient from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Matt Shultz, lead singer of Cage The Elephant, is channeling the preeminent poster-child of grunge–Kurt Cobain.

Beach Boogie Waves

Boys, beaches, bags of weed. In 2010, Best Coast blazed onto the music scene with a sealed Zip-lock of 7” singles that led the indie pop duo to roll out a fatty debut record called Crazy For You.

Red Hot Sounds, South of the Border

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Foster the Heartbreak

Last Thursday, Foster the People sent news through their publicist that they won’t be performing at Audio Invasion 2012 due to “unforeseen circumstances.” (They’ll return to Hawaii on March 18.) Rumors are their two Grammy noms for Best Alternative Album and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance led to their cancellation. What a let down.

RAIL RIFTS

On Jan. 26, members of the Honolulu Authority for Rapid Transit (HART) Finance Committee mostly sat in silence while listening to an earful from Wynnie Joy-Hee of Mililani, who said that she had taken the bus all the way into town at 7am to address the issue of how her tax money is being spent.

RAIL BOSS WANTED

HART intends to hire an executive director as early as March 1, 2012. The semi-autonomous agency is currently headed by interim executive director Toru Hamayasu, who is also a candidate for the permanent position The ED’s salary has been estimated to be within the range of $150,000 to $350,000, and HART has allotted $300,000 for the position thus far, Vice Chair Ivan Lui Kwan told the City Council Committee on Transportation on Jan.

TEACHING TERMS

Poor communication between the union and the teachers themselves, on top of a general sense of mistrust, were blamed for the overwhelming rejection of the Hawaii State Teacher’s Association (HSTA) contract last week–an unprecedented two-thirds voted against the union-backed contract. The president of the teachers’ union, Will Okabe, quickly took the blame, stating in a Jan.

BEACH blocked

The “war on terror” has taken a bite out of beach access on Kauai, where the Navy’s Pacific Missile Range Facility (PMRF) has kept five miles of westside shoreline off-limits since Sept. 11, 2001.

KINDA KONA

A bill that would require bags of roasted coffee sold in Hawaii to list the place where each type of coffee it contains was grown, and its percentage by weight in descending order, was introduced to the state legislature by Sen. Josh Green.

DOG BILL

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CIVICS: Be Heard!

HART Board: The Honolulu Authority for Rapid Transit will meet and take public testimony before convening an executive session. For more info, contact the project hotline at 566-2299 or e-mail [email: info].

The cost of Kiyosaki

[Jan. 18: “Cheap Advice”] Robert Kiyosaki did not talk, or attend.

Rails vs. roller-skates

[Dec. 21: “Underground Railroad”] The anti-rail pundits are right of course.

Capture the crooks

I propose that President Obama devote the remainder of his presidency to doing something useful, which would be to seek out all the crooks on Wall Street and Washington who have contributed to the sorry state of the economy in this country. Obviously he has not lived up to the expectations of a president and continues to perform as if Saul Alinksy was a member of his cabinet and the United Nations was his political platform.

Population overload

[Dec. 21: “Underground Railroad”] Traffic follows commercial development.

No haters

[Dec. 21: “Underground Railroad”] To all those opposed to the “rail.” You are the very people who will be in gridlock on the freeway, not able to move.

Vegetarian variation

I was delighted to read the new USDA guidelines requiring schools to serve meals with twice as many fruits and vegetables, more whole grains, less sodium and fat and no meat for breakfast. The guidelines were mandated by the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act signed by President Obama in December of 2010 and will go into effect within the next school year.

No exceptions

[Jan. 25: “Kyo-Ya-Ya”] Making an exception on zoning sets a dangerous precedence that will undoubtedly be followed by other properties.

Kyo-ya supporter

The protests last year of Turtle Bay’s expansion plans highlight the challenge facing us in Hawaii. We need to find a way to balance the need for new, upgraded hotel and timeshare offerings that visitors are increasingly seeking with the desire by nearly all residents to protect the remaining undeveloped areas of the island.

Efficiency not grandiosity

[Jan. 25: “Gridlock”] If the plan is to create a second city in West Oahu, I would consider that to be an urban center.